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Toilet Football

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Breathe, football fans, breathe…It’s exciting and it’s true, you can now score goals even when you’re in the bathroom with a game of toilet football!
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No matter how badly your team might be doing, you can still rise up the table every time you go to the toilet with this footballtastic Toilet Football game. Now you can play the beautiful game even in the strangest of places with this new and football orientated version of that classic toilet golf game.

The toilet football game contains a football pitch mat to play on, a football boot on a stick for accurate kicking, four teensy weensy little footballs so that you don’t need to hobble off the toilet halfway through to sort your balls out, and a miniature goal post because without that you’d never be able to score. Simply put the balls into the bag of the net as you relax enough to do, well, whatever it is that you’re doing on there. You will also be provided with a ‘Do not disturb, Match/Shoot out in progress’ sign to ensure that you don’t get interrupted at half time.

This Toilet Football game is a must have for fans of this beautiful sport as you bring this game away from the pitch and into your bathroom.  

  • Football themed toilet game 
  • Bring the game into your bathroom 
  • A great gift for all football fans 
  • Not only for the toilet; you can play this anywhere 

Detailed Information

Toilet football set contains:

  • Football pitch
  • Goals 
  • Football Bat 
  • 4 Mini Footballs 
  • Door sign "Do not disturb - Shoot Out / Match in Progress"