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Novelty Gnome - Loo

We’ve all got to go sometime and this 'Loo' Novelty Gnome will give passersby a good giggle as he sits reading his paper while he does!

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This little garden gnome is trying to go to the toilet while he reads his paper, and boy is it taking him a long time. We all have those times when we’re needing to sit in the bathroom for a little longer than necessary, but so far it’s been five days and this guy hasn’t moved once.

Gnomes are naturally underground dwellers, and they are magical creatures that can walk through the ground as easily as we can walk on it. Unfortunately, if they ever see daylight, the rays of sunlight turn them into stone and we’re guessing that this is what has happened to this little guy.

This Novelty Gnome is a great gift that anyone would appreciate, especially those who already collect garden gnomes or those who are renowned for spending longer on the toilet that most of us would think humanly possible...

  • Garden gnome who has to go now
  • Will cause passers-by to giggle with delight
  • Perfect for your garden
  • Great gift for lovers of these pointy hatted little chaps

Detailed Information

  • Weather resistant, durable polyresin
  • Height: 22.8 cm
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